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A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it." Hope this made your day... Ace | ||
| Robert Wood (Bobwoodsocal)
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ROTFL! | ||
| Cliff (Floridacracker)
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Ace, Thanks for the LAUGH!  I needed it today.... Cliff | ||
| bruce knee (Bruceknee)
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That job should still be available, I quit last week, it was killing me...... | ||
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Yea Cliff I know what you mean... it kind of helped me too at the time! Ace | ||
| t gojenola
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Proof positive that most busnuts are in serious need of help. Here's a source: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mentalhealth.html tg |