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Ian Giffin (Admin)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 3:24 pm:   

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


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Grant Thiessen (Busshawg)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 4:32 pm:   

Guess I'm not a very good Canadian cause am I EVER ready for some warmer weather.
Tony Gojenola (Akbusnut)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 6:02 pm:   

A year ago last May it wasy snowing and blowing at about 32f when I came through Whitehorse. When I asked the fuel station guy about their typical weather he said they have 8 months of winter and 4 months of poor snowmobiling!

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Roger Baughman (Roger)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 7:53 pm:   

A good laff for a change, Thanks, Roger
R.C.Bishop (Chuckllb)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:12 pm:   

:-):-):-)
RCB
John and Barb Tesser (Bigrigger)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 8:54 pm:   

and I thought it was cold in Wisconsin....
Ednj (Ednj)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 9:18 pm:   

Only in Canada.
Between Revelstoke and Golden,BC
stuck train
snowed in train
joe padberg (Joemc7ab)
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Posted on Monday, January 26, 2009 - 10:50 pm:   

Comeon guys you get used to it. Well allmost

Bought tickets for Phoenix in a couple of weeks.

Wife says we need a break, and I agree.

Joe.
FAST FRED (Fast_fred)
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Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 6:44 am:   

But , ALGORE and BO say its "global warming"?

FF
J.C.B. (Eagle)
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Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 7:49 am:   

Just think what it would be like if we did not have Global Warming.
Keith Wood (Ft6)
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Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:09 pm:   

Who do you think you're kidding?

38 degrees Fahrenheit
Phoenix, Arizona becomes the most populous city in Canada.

In Arizona, they have two license plates. The summer plate says "Grand Canyon State" and the winter plate says "Beautiful British Columbia" . . .
Len Silva (Lsilva)
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Posted on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 12:53 pm:   

Arizona may invite British Columbians but Florida is the southern tip of Ontario.

We love ya, keep coming, bring money.
frankdegroot (Coach)
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Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 2:44 pm:   

My pleasure,can t wait.

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