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| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 329 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50  Rating: N/A |
Maybe something for the East Texas Spring Rally Flaming Penguin Kabob OR would it be Flaming Penguin Fid? * 2 pounds ground or whole penguin * 2 sliced onions * 2 sliced green or red bell peppers * 1 cup olive oil * 1 bottle Bud Ice (chilled) * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1/2 teaspoon ground garlic * 1/4 teaspoon chili powder * * 2 Bay Leaves * 3 sharp skewers Slice penguin into 1-inch cubes. Mix spices in with olive oil. Marinade cubes in spice mix. Refrigerate overnight, stirring occasionally. Slice onions and bell peppers into wedges. Place vegetables and penguin cubes alternately on skewers. Brush lightly again with marinade. Grill for 10 to 15 minutes until golden brown outside. Turn and baste continually with Bud Ice. Douse lightly with brandy or lighter fluid and light before serving. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 400 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245  Rating: N/A |
In homage to Ogden Nash I offer a poem, entitled "The TOPIC sez" RECIPE not FANTASY | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 319 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 65.2.78.109  Rating: N/A |
Dallas!! that sounds awesome. I can't wait. I will bring about 125 lbs worth | ||
| Steven M. Toomey (Pabusnut)
Registered Member Username: Pabusnut Post Number: 20 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 174.55.65.46 Rating: N/A |
Since we're talking the only recipes I know are for DISASTER. ---And these I normally write down after they have happened to (and normally by) ME! A somewhat foolish attempt at preventing their recurrence! Steve Toomey PAbusnut | ||
| niles steckbauer (Niles500)
Registered Member Username: Niles500 Post Number: 982 Registered: 11-2004 Posted From: 173.78.39.41 Rating: N/A |
I prefer diced penguins  they're less chewey that way | ||
| Steven Foster (57_gmc)
Registered Member Username: 57_gmc Post Number: 26 Registered: 12-2010 Posted From: 72.156.216.251  Rating: N/A |
I know Im new at Bus Nuts and have read a lot on this web site, and seen a lot of pictures. You all can throw me under the Bus for this question as I have not met anyone Yet.. I have see digs going to Jack with the penguins on this profile. Question is? Does Jack really have penguins for a pet??? As a pet lover myself that can get a little close!!! Thanks Steve P.S. Gomer were are the pictures ?? | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 323 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: |
Mr Fidds Speak up. Steve as the self appointed Chief Hunter of those smelly things let me make it clear I have nothing but Love for them. and their human counterpart on this board. | ||
| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 332 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50 Rating: N/A |
Steve, Just wait until they start on George and his pronto pups! Or wait, maybe they are Kalaches! Anyone got a recipe? Then it'll be my turn under the crushing heel of the evil oppressors! Kind and gentle person of great dignity that I am, I will bear the burden lightly for my heart is pure! (What an opening for Flipper~) | ||
| ED Hackenbruch (Shadowman)
Registered Member Username: Shadowman Post Number: 349 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 75.211.238.123 Rating: N/A |
There are times on this board that i think that i have somehow wandered thru the looking glass. :>) | ||
| Jim Sanders (Sandy)
Registered Member Username: Sandy Post Number: 15 Registered: 1-2011 Posted From: 69.199.96.250  Rating: N/A |
WHAT GLASS!!!! I did not see any glass I Think youse guys are hideing things from me Jim | ||
| Jim Sanders (Sandy)
Registered Member Username: Sandy Post Number: 16 Registered: 1-2011 Posted From: 69.199.96.250 Rating: N/A |
WHAT GLASS!!!! I did not see any glass I Think youse guys are hideing things from me Jim | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 328 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: N/A |
Dallas doesn't it give you a warm feeling that others are beginning to double post for your sake as well. Good one Jim, PS lets take DOG of the menu OK, we are not in one of those heathen countries where such horrors happen. Dallas we are going to roast you know what and it will smell bad, it most likely will be tough and chewy since it's no spring chicken (no pun) but with your obvious skills in culinary arts there's a chance it may pass. | ||
| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 334 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50 Rating: N/A |
George, Yup. I get a warm feeling.... kind of like wetting your pants in a dark suit..... you get a warm feeling and no one notices! | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 406 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Experience speaks louder than word eh..?  (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 05, 2011) (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 05, 2011) | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 407 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: |
Another seCrEt message for my secret admirer, hey Bud I hope you appreciate old jokes, I dug this one out special just for you....are you steaming yet? "you get a warm feeling and no one notices!" You remind me of a woman... A woman walks into the Dr's.office and complains about a sensitive malady Doc, I've I have this terrible constant gas problem! the only saving grace is that it doens't smell... (Thurrpp) See what I mean...? The Doc gives her some pills & orders her back in a week 7 days later she's back... Doc!!! those pills dint do anything for the gas except make it stink!! . . . GOOD, now that we have your sinus infection cleared up we can work on that lower GI problem sez the Doc. . . . . But you know what Dal....?? while my fingers were flyin over the keyboard writin that ol retread... it gave me time to think... and I came to the realization that the reason you are so familiar with ".. a warm feeling and no one notices!" is because that's the exact same feeling you get piloting that wreckage you call a coach on public thoroughfares.... or am I wrong? Wasn't it you said you drive mostly at night? or am I barking up the wrong bearded T-Shirt....? BTW do you have a BFH I can borrow during the Pow-Wow? I cannot properly prepare Horsemeat/WeinerDog Patte Filet Flambe w/o one...  | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 333 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: N/A |
OH BOY That's just WAY to funny. and I must say BRILLIANT. perhaps well put off the dinner plans for a bit. there is quite a bit of HIDDEN value in you friend Fidds that is most entertaining | ||
| FAST FRED (Fast_fred)
Registered Member Username: Fast_fred Post Number: 1441 Registered: 10-2006 Posted From: 66.82.9.83  Rating: |
For folks coming to Florida , does anyone want my brides Manatee Recipes? Dozens of Sea Cow delights !!! FF | ||
| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 336 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50 Rating: |
Flipper: They call him Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, Tasty as Seal Food! Orca's all day, Keep Munching away..... And you know Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, We know you'll come here.. and try to steal beer. But poor old Flipper, Flipper, Flipper... When rendered of oil Will be good to Broil! **************** One thing I do know about my wreckage I call a coach... In the last seven years we've put 68,000 miles on it in weather from -9°F to over 120°F with only a couple of minor breakdowns. Probably not as good a record as that vaunted sports car of yours, aka: The escapee from a scrap yard. It only broke down once... and there it sits still, after how many years? | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 335 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: N/A |
!!HA!! HA! HAHAAHA!!! tears HA! HAHAHAAHHA!!! HOOOHOO!!! more tears HAHA!!!! side spiltting in pain HARRR!! HARRR possible loss of bladder control HEHEHE OH boy Ok back in control... But Fred those are endangered inoffensive some would say sweet and even cute critters. unlike foul fowl. (Orcas al day keep munching away) My God what a HOOT.. Dallas YO DA MAN. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 410 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Dal I can sit behind the wheel of My Sportscar and go anywhere in the world & get better milage than you..... and no tire wear! all I have to do is close my eyes & go Purrrr..... unless I want to go up hill then I have to go GGRRRRRRR. Last night I drove from Tucson to Rome & back.... I'd tell you about the campground I stopped at in Sweden but you'd never be able to imagine it. (they don't allow Wrecks anyway) TowelBoy.... you're a putz... And for a guy who considers a day successful if he can sneak up on a mirror w/o breakin it.... you be having too much fun... save your laughs for the 1st look at Dal's rolling Wreckage. I'd like to say more but I got stuck in the wrong space, Ace. | ||
| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 339 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50 Rating: N/A |
So, Well then Jack, Your saying that you travel internationally which gives you special attributes? Especially when you are where the Swedish campgrounds? At which point you'd have Roman hands with Rushin' Fingers? Or would it be that you have submarine hands, (Since you are emulating a flightless bird), The ladies, and maybe some of the others, never know where your hands will come up? Scary.... Wash with Purell often, even wash your 'druthers' with it! We want clean flippers that don't have a gift that keep on giving! Sorry to hijack your thread Ace, I do apologize. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 411 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
My imagination is bigger than Texas or Taxes or Texas Taxes.... "Sorry to hijack your thread Ace, I do apologize." Dal... do you really think Ace (who hasn't even posted here) reads everything we post? or are you just trying to light some nice guys fuze? (if enough of you clowns continue to pick on him I'm gonna start defending him... sometime down the road) BTW I meant to make a comment on your new Avatar here.... it isn't that I dint notice or forgot ...i'm just left speechless when ever I look at it Oh , one question did you splash on the Old Spice before you took it as usual? (you Lady killer you) . . . | ||
| Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas Post Number: 342 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 72.172.39.50 Rating: N/A |
Splash ON Old Spice? No Way, I live in a small town with blue laws... I drank it! | ||
| H3-40 (Ace)
Registered Member Username: Ace Post Number: 1167 Registered: 10-2004 Posted From: 75.203.153.83  Rating: N/A |
Oh just for your information I DO read them all! It is a HUGE change reading the funny hammering on each other you guys dish out compared to the BS that some others tend to stir the pot with and besides, I can read all of your postings and replies in a single sitting without taking a break for lunch and then coming back trying to find out where I left off and having to read over what I already read once and trying to get my mind into speed as to what it was I was actually reading in the first place. All I got out of it was someone peed in someone else's cereal and it peed him off and he is or was at that time tired of it and now wants some sort of power if there was any to be had in the first place. I'm still a bit confused as to all but one thing I DID learn was how to shut someone up for a while~! LOL You guys carry on as if nothing ever happened, my thread or not, it's all fun! Now, do penquins really have wings or is that a myth? Is it like, do snakes have hips and do bears s--t in the woods or do buffalo's have humps? Or can you eat boiled dog or... | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 412 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Ah the space I needed.. K Ace, I have been peeing in your cereal for a while now! Penguins do have wings & they do fly...thru the water faster than most birds do thru air. The feathers are tiny stubs that make the "flippers" look black like the bristle on a Pig. ...and they are little pigs. K It wasn't me that was shut up was it? Oh... an they really do taste terrible I have it 1st hand from a "survivor". | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 336 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: N/A |
(Tasty as seal food) HARR HAR sniker | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 435 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
....he snickers far from his adversary so easily then, as if by Divine providence..... the equal & opposite reaction comes into play  the knock on the door from the Grim Penguin . . . Hey TowelBoy...just because there's an icon in the post it don't mean there's some secret message here....go pet your Monkey(s) ..slowly he turns...step by step...inch by inch (the Password for the 3 Stooges ClubHouse) | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 340 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.144.61.124 Rating: N/A |
Oh Boy the madness deepens. I like the Icon but I can't stay and long I have to go pet my monkeys. |
