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Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 520 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: Votes: 3 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 2:58 am: | |
Hide your daughters & valuables Fooey is loose on the Interstates travelin down the Highway looking for adventure... While he is gone I thought we might kick him while he can't defend himself... He managed to fry 2 of those ex$pen$ive funny batteries! his dogs hold up little signs to passing cars HELP US ESCAPE THIS MADMAN PLEASE!!! Fooey think them cars are always cutting him off cuz their stupid...little does he know they're trying to give him the PIT Maneuver !! It will be late week-end before he arrives at Dallas' place, probably about the time he's coming home from Sunday evening Vespers...or is it Vespa's? either way... we ought to be able to drum up enough things for him to ponder when he gets access to the forum again in Franklin. (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 18, 2011) |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 524 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: Votes: 3 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2011 - 1:58 am: | |
Friday after noon saw our hero making his way to Mobile from Ocala, the afternoon had been warm. As the Sun dropped lower the glare became annoying so he parked & napped for a bit. A bit later, refreshed & ready for several more hours of road work ...as the Moon rose over his shoulder Fooey pressed onward, the concrete of I-10 streaming beneath his steel wheels. About 4 miles into Alabama she greeted him with a precious experience... BOTH rear tires on the curb side blew in unision... a salute if you will, announcing his impending fleecing at the hands of the man with the biggest wrecker or the man with the pair of tire he'll need AND the service truck to do the job with on the shoulder of I-10. Not the best start to a long journey or the worst by any means... nor the most expensive. His attitude is good and it IS just a temporary set-back his expectations are in check and he has the Volvo for secondary trans. ... At 2AM he was back on the road with a set of recaps on the rear and about to enter Mississippi. He's layin it down for the night in a Pilot, dog & dogs tired. If Mississippi treats him half as good as Alabama did , he'll be at Kevin's this time tomorrow. L'il bit by L'il bit... it all comes together.. as the wise one used to say. |
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)
Registered Member Username: Buswarrior
Post Number: 2030 Registered: 12-2000 Posted From: 174.91.144.24
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2011 - 9:31 am: | |
shake down cruise distractions? happy coaching! buswarrior |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 528 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2011 - 4:34 pm: | |
Ah! Outside of Baton Rouge the outside rear dual on the Drivers side decided to give up the grip it had on life and our man Fooey has had 3 rears go KA-Blooowey he's earning his stripes the hard way. Another pair of Truck Stop Re-Treads & he'll be heading to Kevin's in Shriveport ....4 more hours .... |
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)
Registered Member Username: Buswarrior
Post Number: 2032 Registered: 12-2000 Posted From: 174.89.173.60
Rating: Votes: 2 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2011 - 8:37 pm: | |
well, that's the drives all changed out... Is he waiting for the bang or is he going to do the steers on superstition? Note to newbies... this might not be the right strategy for the faint of heart, or those lacking in a good credit card... happy coaching! buswarrior |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 534 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 2:24 pm: | |
George managed to make it to Texas! He shut down last night about 4 hours from Dal's on I-20 the last 200 miles should be a cake walk. {late note: He has arrived, ostensibly in a single piece} Oh.. hopefully his steering tires will hold until he arrives in Tucson where he can get a deal. (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 21, 2011) |
Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas
Post Number: 383 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 98.20.51.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 6:16 pm: | |
He has arrived... but he uses a MAC and drives a Volvo. Poor fella. Now he has to put up with my beer and my dog eating kitty kids. |
marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer
Post Number: 1245 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 71.55.4.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 7:33 pm: | |
Tell him howdy and glad he made it without toooo much adversities. Gomer |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 537 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 9:14 pm: | |
I'm moving to an undisclosed location Dallas... he's ALL yours now...!!!
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Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas
Post Number: 385 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 98.20.51.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 9:33 pm: | |
Jack... I'll have thee puppies follow you by the 14+ day anti shower fragrance! |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 540 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 11:08 pm: | |
Nonesense! everybody knows that them Dachshunds only got nozez for rodents! |
Jack Conrad (Jackconrad)
Registered Member Username: Jackconrad
Post Number: 1384 Registered: 12-2000 Posted From: 71.3.72.124
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 8:36 am: | |
Dallas, Tell him I said Hi. It was nice meeting him at Bussin' 2011, just wish I would have had more time to visit with him. And while you are at it, give Cat a big hug from Paula & I. Jack |
George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse
Post Number: 378 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 98.20.51.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 - 3:12 am: | |
Three in the morning and i finally can get around to this, HI all. Dallas's place is great, his cooking skills are awesome. can't wait for the event and the main course in March. have to keep the doglets on a short leash though don't want them to eat a cat or two. haven't seen a dillo yet I don't think they exist except in Dallas's mind. I am trying to catch him in the act of digging the small holes that he claims are evidence of their presence. today we are going to do a bit of maintenance on swayback ( her name for now) pack wheel bearings, oil change. I am grateful for an experienced eye over from Dallas, PS Cat his caregiver is a sweetheart Doll. |
Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas
Post Number: 386 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 98.20.51.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, February 23, 2011 - 1:44 pm: | |
Cat really is a sweetheart..... If..... you don't cross her! I have the scarsfrom the electrical cords to prove it! I don't think the problem between the kitty kids and the corn dogs is too bad... once they get close enough, there are aout 3 kitties that outweigh the dogs and will relish the snack. Not much will be accomplished by tomorrow it looks like. We are having mild drizzle and a constant misting. Enough that neither one of us want to play outside much. Food is my passion, no.. really, it is! I'll try to cook almost anything. Tonight is more burgers, only this time with green chiles, sweet onions, Reggiano Parmigiano, 'Roquefort' Bleu Cheese, and some apple smoked bacon. 'Dillos.... If towel boy wasn't so afeared of the dillo's he woulda saw them aout 04:00.... they were out and he hid his little noggin under the pillow, poor guy. On a serious note, I haven't been much help on the "Eye Over" George spoke of. Keeping up with the bosses wants for the campground, and trying to finish the Valentines gift for the aforementioned Esposa have been hindering my abilities to be other places at the same time! Darnit! |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 554 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 - 12:19 pm: | |
Fooey will arrive in Tucson sometime after Lunch today... The trip was full of surprises and the last leg into Tucson ought to be a breeze ...he left the 4905 at Dal's & drove the Volvo in we will return to Dal's for the Shindig in a couple of weeks & drive his coach back to Tucson ...guess who's bus will be the first one we tackle here? |
Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas
Post Number: 392 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 67.141.71.22
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 - 12:46 pm: | |
...guess who's bus will be the first one we tackle.... Mine? |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 557 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 9:41 pm: | |
... (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 26, 2011) |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 558 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 10:39 pm: | |
.... (Message edited by Jack_fids on February 26, 2011) |
George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse
Post Number: 382 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 12:06 am: | |
I'm here and it's worse than I could have Imagined. there are four corvairs in his yard and I counted another three at the garage were we will work on the busses, I got my work cut out for me. I am really enjoying Tucson and I got the Emperor penguin 1st class tour today. I can tell he is trying to get my guard down I am keeping a close eye on my doglets. |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 564 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 11:32 am: | |
He's just worried because I bought a 100 Lb. bag of Corn Meal and I am tenderizing them future snacks with lots of Belly Rubs....! This is really funny... he is sitting 3 feet away from me... and he dint have the gutz to tell everyone here that we stopped talking 30 minutes after he arrived.... AND I even showered! (I doubt he'll ever find the keys to that "Volvo" that "drove" here in......cuz I hid them in his shoe...) (Message edited by Jack_fids on March 01, 2011) |
PA Doug (Padoug)
Registered Member Username: Padoug
Post Number: 34 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 24.3.63.42
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 - 10:54 am: | |
>>This is really funny... he is sitting 3 feet away from me... and he dint have the gutz to tell everyone here that we stopped talking 30 minutes after he arrived.... AND I even showered! (I doubt he'll ever find the keys to that "Volvo" that "drove" here in......cuz I hid them in his shoe...)<< You two sound like an old married couple after one has been away for a spell.. |
Dal Farnworth (Dallas)
Registered Member Username: Dallas
Post Number: 408 Registered: 7-2004 Posted From: 67.141.71.22
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 - 11:52 am: | |
more like a pair of old Norwegian batchelor farmers from Minnesota or Nordakotah |
George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse
Post Number: 386 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 - 12:19 pm: | |
Bill could you please step away from the computer and throw out the trash and while your out there could you go the the store heres a list. Oh and by the way I am going to the mall later. DID YOU HERE WHAT I SAID. you don't listen do you. |
Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids
Post Number: 567 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 - 12:27 pm: | |
UP YOURS BANANA BRAINS... we are out of toilet paper the sink is plugged & your Volvo has 4 flats this morning...! |
PA Doug (Padoug)
Registered Member Username: Padoug
Post Number: 35 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 24.3.63.42
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Thursday, March 03, 2011 - 10:54 pm: | |
>>more like a pair of old Norwegian batchelor farmers from Minnesota or Nordakotah<< Old Norwegian joke. I think I picked it up here several years back: Two Norwegian guys were fishing. One said to the other: "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in three months." The other replied: "Better think twice. A woman like that is hard to find." |