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| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 723 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245  Rating: N/A |
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-inmate-bus-freeway-crash,0,7351980.story A Sheriff driven bus dynamited his binders in a panic & the 3 busses of Trained KIllers (Army) rear-ended it... light injuries reported. Customized/shortened Coaches available soon in Los Angles... watch E-Bay for the details  KTLA-TV Photo | ||
| marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer Post Number: 1392 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 71.55.178.71  Rating: N/A |
Any Body want to run?? now is the time LOL sorry bout that boys. Now we will have to pay the prisoners for the rest of their life and the boys "MEN" In uniform will risk all just so the others will not have to work again!! My thoughts Gomer | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 545 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 69.171.161.169  Rating: N/A |
OK why is this OT? it is about buses isn't it? | ||
| Dan Clishe (Cody)
Registered Member Username: Cody Post Number: 73 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 206.51.120.170 Rating: N/A |
Under the new austerity rules this is one of the prototype articulated bus arrangements where the prisoner trustee's have to pedal the center bus to propel the whole unit, we don't know the MPG (gatoraid) yet but hopefully it will catch on, it's already been approved for the car pool lanes. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 724 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Technically speaking.... it's about human stupidity being exercised so frequently that it has become SOP out of luck & habit. Busses happened to be the vehicle (of common interest) I chose to be Au Currant' & ironically humorous thus satisfying the desire to be self-depreciating, with the French angle while pointing out the comic foolishness of "drafting" in Metro traffic and at the same time reminding stupidity is habit forming. "About" is like "is" is. (ask Starr & Gingrich ) The line can be drawn so fine as to be beyond reason and w/o specifications it can always be moved to a point of convenience for & by the "expert". So, I stayed with in the phantom boundaries with the addition of the OT tag. Geez, you people from Zorbitol haven't learned much during your integration of this planet. I hate having to explain the intricacies of comedy & behavior in public to you like this because it exposes your position.... such as it is... But hey, look around you, do you see a rush of people headed in your direction to help you along ? I dint think so. So what I'm doin here is bein a Bud & givin you a clue out of the goodness of my heart...you see I am sympathetic to your cause the "Ultimate Solution" you Zorbitolians plan to come here & secretly rid this planet of Volvo's is one I support I only wish I could bring myself to the level of owning Metric tools... then I would help the cause even more. My high standards however prevent such an occurrence from happening in this lifetime... sorry to say. More's the pity. Now let me throw you a real American verbal twist-o-flex if we are doin lunch today @ noon the Taco's are going to have to be Dutch. . . . . . . . If you guessed that the top halves would swing independently of bottom halves... we need to talk. | ||
| les marston (Les_marston)
Registered Member Username: Les_marston Post Number: 322 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 68.151.225.213  Rating: N/A |
Thats it Fids!!! I am metaphorically sending you a 17 piece set of metric SPANNERS Put that in your pipe and smoke it | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 551 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 69.171.161.191 Rating: N/A |
Les at times like these is best to just let him spew. then a few tacos keeps him under control for a few days. | ||
| Bill Holstein (Billmoocow)
Registered Member Username: Billmoocow Post Number: 144 Registered: 5-2009 Posted From: 71.59.162.64  Rating: N/A |
How the hell does that happen? | ||
| John MC9 (John_mc9)
Registered Member Username: John_mc9 Post Number: 1209 Registered: 7-2006 Posted From: 74.162.83.176  Rating: N/A |
Hey Jack? You might be interested in this: http://www.craigs-lisp.com/ Thilly-head! John | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 725 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Moo... it's simple I eat Wheaties for breakfast. John.. if we ever get together, ask me to tell you the StreetCar Stop joke. (BTW-I've never been called that before you get bone-us points for bein' the foist..! Oh yah..... Les If I need anything "Spanned" I'll call an Ironworker Metric tools, Lucas electrics, Lutefisk, war & askin' a gal to snuggle up & watch a 3 Stooges marathon, all vestiges of primitive failure still in current usage.  ..just sayin... (Message edited by Jack_fids on May 21, 2011) | ||
| Dan Clishe (Cody)
Registered Member Username: Cody Post Number: 76 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 206.51.120.170 Rating: N/A |
I like the three stooges, nothing more romantic and reasuring than a good yuk, yuk yuk. With most of the programing I see on tv today, I kinda like dropping back to simpler times now and then. Another favorite is red skelton, I remember when I could sit with the kids on my lap and watch a comedian and not worry about language. | ||
| John & Barb Tesser (Bigrigger)
Registered Member Username: Bigrigger Post Number: 526 Registered: 9-2007 Posted From: 96.42.5.35  Rating: N/A |
Dan, you would like "Larry's Diner" on RFD (if you have cable). Good clean fun and great pickin'(well assuming you think Rhonda Vincent et al is good music). We too miss the good ol' days and BTW I like the idea of making the prisoners pedal the bus. | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 553 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 69.171.161.192 Rating: N/A |
(How the hell does that happen?) Moo I think hot sauce has a hallucinogenic and sedative effect on fowl. I missed feeding him Friday and well the results are evident now. did you notice how quite last week was? | ||
| Dan Clishe (Cody)
Registered Member Username: Cody Post Number: 79 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 206.51.120.170 Rating: N/A |
John, I'm an old friend of bluegrass and know many of the performers and occasionally spend some time jamming, you would think that riding around in a Martha White bus would pack on a pound or two on but rhonda is so thin you gotta look twice to see her, but shes a great person and can sure belt out a tune, I watch RFD on satalite I enjoy some of the programming, especially on saturday night, the old country shows are great along with the picking. OMG, I just realized today is the end of the world, HELLO!!!! is anyone out there???? did I miss the rapture????? am I the only one left????? Is the tv live?? or am I left with all the politions, Oh lordy, all the good people are gone and I'm left with the government, this can't be a good thing. | ||
| Teresa (Happycamperbrat)
Registered Member Username: Happycamperbrat Post Number: 271 Registered: 5-2009 Posted From: 96.251.75.190 Rating: N/A |
Yes Cody, nobody is home We are all just fignutens of your imagination | ||
| marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer Post Number: 1395 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 71.55.178.71 Rating: N/A |
Three stooges?? Hum I was just wondering who might that be??? Just wondering!! Gomer | ||
| Dave Walker (Chrome_dome)
Registered Member Username: Chrome_dome Post Number: 310 Registered: 3-2010 Posted From: 75.247.11.137  Rating: N/A |
What whos there. Sorry just woke up. Filled all our batteries today oh darn this is the OT isn't it. Chromie | ||
| John MC9 (John_mc9)
Registered Member Username: John_mc9 Post Number: 1210 Registered: 7-2006 Posted From: 74.162.83.176 Rating: N/A |
Dan Rapture? I thought they said Rupture! What the hell am I going to do with all these trusses? | ||
| Dan Clishe (Cody)
Registered Member Username: Cody Post Number: 82 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 206.51.120.170 Rating: N/A |
John,, sell them, we'll 'support' you in you new venture, your sales motto can be, 'In God we truss" Do you have any that are double barreled? I know a couple of older ladies that were confronted by the local police and told not to wear short shorts anymore, one had accidentally hooked a nupple ring onto her support hose and tripped herself,, she knelt thru 3 communions before anyone realized she was unable to stand up but by then she had a good enough buzz going she didn't care and was already making sandwiches out of the little wafers. wow,, was that a flashbulb or a lightening strike, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so pretty. | ||
| John MC9 (John_mc9)
Registered Member Username: John_mc9 Post Number: 1211 Registered: 7-2006 Posted From: 74.162.83.176 Rating: N/A |
Uhhh.... so she made a real boob of herself? (I'm gonna' have nightmares!) John | ||
| R.C.Bishop (Chuckllb)
Registered Member Username: Chuckllb Post Number: 1507 Registered: 7-2006 Posted From: 97.213.4.31  Rating: N/A |
JTNG...on form, as usual! God Bless YOU!!! RCB | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 556 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 69.171.161.252 Rating: N/A |
now that's comedy | ||
| Brice Abell (Babell2)
Registered Member Username: Babell2 Post Number: 19 Registered: 12-2010 Posted From: 72.145.156.15  Rating: N/A |
I just read that and I am having a hard time clensing my mental immages now. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 731 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
A combination of Drano & Coors Light works wonders in cleansing..! ...just sayin! | ||
| Dave Walker (Chrome_dome)
Registered Member Username: Chrome_dome Post Number: 314 Registered: 3-2010 Posted From: 75.210.221.39 Rating: N/A |
You guys are slipping. There was another Bus crash in Fairfield,CA yesterday. A Femal Bus driver might of been responsible. She said she hit the brakes and they didn't engaug but DOT, CALTRANS, NTSC said they checked them and they were fine and didn't come into play. It was load with Chinese Acupucherists going up to the Capitol to lobby for the Business and Profession. Jumped a guard rail and landed in a field after crossing another road upright. Lost its door. Figures it was a Van Hool. Probably won't be able to find one for it. Call Luke!!! Thats all I've got for Yas. Chromie | ||
| John MC9 (John_mc9)
Registered Member Username: John_mc9 Post Number: 1212 Registered: 7-2006 Posted From: 74.162.81.36 Rating: N/A |
Hey, how about that big one in Poland, where the bus did a nose-dive into a local cemetery? It’s been over a month, with 200 dead, and they’re still pulling bodies out! John | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 733 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.128.245 Rating: N/A |
Funny... I heard it happened with a short Bus in BLONDESYLVANIA.... Mainstream Media.... just can't be trusted! Hey Chromie... Why go on & on & on & on blabbering...? We "got the point" when you said Acupuncturists .... maybe that Driver did as well... could be the cause of the axledent..! Didja ever once give THAT a think... huh didja..? Come on Man...go for 4th gear at least once in your life..!! (Message edited by Jack_fids on May 25, 2011) | ||
| Teresa (Happycamperbrat)
Registered Member Username: Happycamperbrat Post Number: 272 Registered: 5-2009 Posted From: 96.251.75.190 Rating: N/A |
"Hey, how about that big one in Poland, where the bus did a nose-dive into a local cemetery? It’s been over a month, with 200 dead, and they’re still pulling bodies out! John" NOT fair! I actually started to google this "accident" before I got it LOL Im soooo gullible! | ||
| Dan Clishe (Cody)
Registered Member Username: Cody Post Number: 86 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 206.51.120.170 Rating: N/A |
Jack,, quit needling chromie, and what did they expect, you hire a feral bus driver and it'll be a wild ride. | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 736 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 72.211.145.15 Rating: N/A |
Needling him...? NO WAY...! I am doing something new called "Bus Boarding", ..wears him down before he goes crazy! BUT I doit with with his lovely wife's encouragement, (don't tell him tho) if everything goes according to plan I'll have me a new Gal & another Bus & be living the "Golden California lifestyle" before the New Year ! So long Stinkin Hot & HellOO Sacto..! ;) (Message edited by Jack_fids on May 25, 2011) | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 561 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 69.171.161.47 Rating: N/A |
Don't worry Chromie Friday is right around the corner and he appears for his taco fix like clockwork, soon all will be well. (Message edited by Foohorse on May 26, 2011) | ||
| Dave Walker (Chrome_dome)
Registered Member Username: Chrome_dome Post Number: 317 Registered: 3-2010 Posted From: 75.208.195.153 Rating: N/A |
Oh thats Ok Cody,He's Molting right now, the wife has 3 big Cats that have watering mouths every time I talk about a penguin Fry. From the Wife; "Come on down, you are the next contestant on; I don't think So!!!"... Come on over Jack, the weathers fine here in Sacto, We had rain this morning and 3 Tornadoes that touched down just above Roseville, with 4 more that never did. Chromie RJ; they were up in Butt county not actually in Roseville. (Message edited by chrome_dome on May 26, 2011) |