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Shelrands5302

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 3:12 pm:   

Hi Gang hope all is well my husband left yesterday for Daytona, so I'm just checking the board to see whats up because I'm sure he misses this board far more than the kids and I, so its sure to annoy him that I am reading it. Hopefully more than it annoys me that he's off with the bus and the bikes in sunny florida, then in the beautiful grey WI winter with us. Poor guy, rough life. Not to mention when he gets home it will take him a whole day to make sure he didnt miss anything important like two dogs picking on Capt Ron or some crucial technical advise like...well lets not even go there. Well thanks for letting me vent. Have a great week I'm sure I will, I'm on vacation from my husband.
Pat Bartlett (Muddog16)

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 3:20 pm:   

When i stop laughing, i'll feel better.....
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 4:22 pm:   

............... :-)
DMDave

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 6:21 pm:   

My wife says "GET BABY SITTER!!!"
John that newguy

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 6:49 pm:   

Ya' wanna -really- annoy him? Invite Two Dogs over..
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 7:15 pm:   

................ :-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 4:59 am:   

Hey thats not a bad idea I'll show him(hubby). How soon could you be here Twodogs? I have my own bike to ride it may be a bit chilly but its certainly doable. Its kind of funny Randy got wind that I was on the board from our dedicated to Dad son and hubby called home and asked me what I was doing, told me he was at an internet cafe, really had me thinkin. I realized where he got the info from but its really got him wondering what I'm up to. I think I may have to check him into BNA when he gets home he's starting to worry me. Shel :-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 5:31 am:   

Note to DMDave's wife... you know how sometimes you tell the guys something that sounds like a really good idea at the time .... well thats kind of how it went I had gone for years with him before we had "THE BUS" and we had a great time, but for me It got to be the same old party and I wanted to do some other things instead so I suggested he get some friends to take instead. Well needless to say it took 8 to replace me and now its the party of the year as you can imagine, now everytime I see them loading up "The Bus" to go I cringe, its too late for me as it is an impossibility that I would ever even consider getting into a bus with a bunch of beer drinking, story telling, among other disgusting things with the likes of them and I dont think there to sure of the term "do over" or "takeback" so the only punishment I could give him is right here on this board. Hee Hee Hee!!! So I do my best to learn some tech tips and insider's info and slip in to my conversations with the sweetheart
(How do you love me now baby)

Twodogs?? No Honey I don't know any Twodogs.

See ya at the bus stop....Shel
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 5:36 am:   

I just hope Fast Fred isn't in Daytona he's scaring me!
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 7:35 am:   

last night was wonderful my darling...I had no idea a woman could bend like that,and talk about STAMINA ..
DMDave

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 10:06 am:   

Shel......I got a bike too - and I know lot's of babysitters - and my husband does appreciate the occasional "day to himself". So I say two bikes, a babysitter, and a "girls week out"!!!! Now we just gotta get the keys to the bus!.....Dave's wife Dori
Ken Turner (Pipesusmc)

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 1:37 pm:   

Hi Shel..Thanks for the nice weekend,I just got back home.
As soon as I got home my girlfriend told me she was having trouble with her menstral cycle ! I told her..... I dont know nuthin about that I am
a HARLEY man
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 1:44 pm:   

Ohh Twodogs

Roses are red
Violets are blue
your so sweet
"your bus" is too
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 1:47 pm:   

Hey Dori
If you cant find the keys I imagine we could find "somebody" with a bus. I ride a softail custom how about you? Its actually a beautiful sunny day here and I'm thinkin it would be awesome day for a ride.

Shel :-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 1:52 pm:   

Hey there now who's been talking to my sweetheart again, what kind of vacation is it if he keeps calling to see what I'm up to. I'm gonna start using the name of Lola now so he doesnt know its me.

See ya
Lola
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 2:40 pm:   

.............:-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Sunday, March 06, 2005 - 2:57 pm:   

Actually Dori, I've got a set of keys for our bus, if we can make to Daytona while my sweetie's out riding his bike we can just borrow ours and move it from Racetrack RV to Buffalo Chip at the speedway. Wouldnt that be a nice little surprise for him? I'm sure he wouldn't mind he's a real sweet understanding caring guy that would do anything to keep me happy.
DMDave

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Posted on Monday, March 07, 2005 - 9:23 pm:   

Hey Shel - how's about leaving a neat little ransom note when we move the bus...?! (you could probably profit BIG TIME depending on what your ransom conditions are).
I have a cute little Honda 550-4 (1976). But here's the best part....it's ORANGE! Like, real bright orange. Dave bought me a white helmet so now I look like a creamsicle going down the road.
.....Dori
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Monday, March 07, 2005 - 11:02 pm:   

Sounds like a great idea! Hmmm what do I want a shopping spree, a trip to the caymans and the bus doesnt get hurt.

How cute a creamsicle, that cracks me up!

I actually went riding on Sunday it was about 60 degrees here it was awesome went, with two girlfreinds had a great time. Now we really have spring fever.

All this free time has got me scheming an awful lot, it may turn out to be a very dangerous vacation for hubby.

See ya,
Lola
Jeff (Jeff)

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Posted on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 6:54 pm:   

If you go to Grand Cayman, PLEASE send me a postcard from Hell. I walked there once, two Canadians gave me a ride back to my condo I was renting. Guess Hell is not ready for me. Feed the stingray for me, Do not pet the green Moray in 25 feet of water at Stingray City. He feels strange and he bites! Forget the Turtle Farm. There is a nice beach dive 150 feet up from the back of the Turtle Farm, it is best at night. After the dive, Woo Hoo! Sex On The Beach is not just a drink!

If you let Two Dogs in your house, it will take a Catholic Exorcist to remove the bad Voodoo that has entered. You would be better to let the Ringing Brothers Circus leave all their animals there for a week or two. As far as a bike..... Me, waiting to finish the bus. Pay off the debt of house and bus parts. Not the mortgage. Since I am getting closer to 50, Mid life crisis.... A bike is safer than single young women for us married males. I want a 1600 Nomad. Like fuel injected and water cooled.

As far as Daytona, I have a friend that lives there. You need Recon?

Jeff
"Take Another Road" 
Member 4:10 Club
Rustless not Busless in Buckroe
1988 TMC RTS-06
6V92-TA  DDEC IV/V731 
da Bubba
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 7:51 pm:   

...............:-)


I used to do that "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL" (with slurping) ...out of the movie ELEPHANT MAN...for my last wife ...after the lights were turned off... :-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Tuesday, March 08, 2005 - 10:00 pm:   

Hey Jeff, Obviously youve been there as have we to all of the places you mentioned another great place to hang out is Smitty's Cove its a local spot and its awesome.

As far as a bike their safer for all men not just single ones, were a dangerous breed just never leave home without her.

Twodogs is harmless he's like a junkyard dog with a sense of humor.

Lola
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 12:12 am:   

guess that's about the best it's ever been explained...

funny thing tho...my last wife...after ya' do that a couple of times...maybe,30 minutes apart...
ya' could just barely touch her...& she would jump a foot ....

all night long............... :-)
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 8:25 am:   

:-)......
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 9:21 am:   

sooo...lola.....
we have to make plans for 'after' hubby comes home....are we going to tell him....I'm sure my name will come up...especially when I start teaseing crybaby about buying a bus only for the reason that queen elizabeth rode in it...or..some silly reason
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 9:49 pm:   

Hmmmm, Well I think he may notice the bus in the driveway....

Lola :-)......
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 10:18 pm:   

I will paint it with clear laquer....he won't be able to see it
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 11:16 pm:   

Did your wife go on vacation also? You seem as coniving as I am!

Lola :}
TWODOGS (Twodogs)

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Posted on Friday, March 11, 2005 - 9:53 am:   

I'm "in between wives"......honestly tho....think my last one....was my LAST one

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