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| FAST FRED Rating: N/A |
Always thought I was RAZZING those "got to have it all mentality" folks with comment about a Heated toilet seat. One even better that is heated , drying and with a Bidet is on the market!! www.totousa.com Guess they must read Busnuts! FAST FRED | ||
| Gary Stadler (Boogiethecat)
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I buy oak toilet seats from home depot, route a 1/2" x 3/4" groove all the way around the underside, lay in two turns of 120 volt pipe-antifreeze heat tape (the stuff that looks like romex), pour in some epoxy to fill it all in, plug it into the wall socket and wahoo, I gotta neat heated toilet seat. Cheap and VERY effective! Had two in the house for years, yum... Try it Fred, on a cold winter night it's the BEST  | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
Hey.... Hot Shi........ oh, never mind... | ||
| niles steckbauer (Niles500)
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Hope thats a GFCI Circuit | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
Just be careful to lift it before P-ing, Niles! | ||
| Ian Giffin (Admin)
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Have spouse go first :-) Ian www.busnut.com | ||
| Marc Bourget Rating: N/A |
Hey, Ian, Careful, some spouses (not yours) will suspect you suggested that to "Jump Start" some'n else! (ROFL!!!) | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
In the old mining towns, they say there ain't nuttin' worse than "fire in the hole". | ||
| Marc Bourget Rating: N/A |
JTRG - (John That Raunchy Guy) Different heat source - biological rather than electro-mechanical! | ||
| John Jewett (Jayjay)
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I hereby cast my vote for this as the "Best Laugh Thread of the Year". ...JJ | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
Ya'know Marc, most of us here are up in age... I think most of us, with our complex digestive problems, would be very, very wary, if not downright afraid... of sitting down on the toilet... thinking about some electical spark firing us off like the Apollo from NASA'a pad. | ||
| Marc Bourget Rating: N/A |
John, My past posts should have brought you to the realization that my caca don't stink and therefore would make poor rocket fuel! (And if you believe that, I have Saturn V booster I'll sell you!) | ||
| R.C.Bishop
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Try a "fur" coat for the seat....saw that in Europe many years ago RCB | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
"Try a "fur" coat for the seat" Oh, Eeeeeuu. | ||
| Gary Stadler (Boogiethecat)
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Hey, you guys think I was kiddin ya? Heh... warmest butt west of the Rockies...   heh heh heh.... and NO gfi... | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
ZaaaaaaaaaaaPlop. (Rectum? Damned near killed 'em!) | ||
| FAST FRED Rating: N/A |
Yes , a warm butt is a great improvement , but the commercial seat washes and blow drys your posterior. For the Tree Huggers , think of the savings of the old forests! Bambi's mom would still be alive if she could have hidden better! FAST FRED | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
I dunno, Fred..... As much as I hate paperwork, there's just some things in life I'd rather do myself. | ||
| niles steckbauer (Niles500)
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Couple things come to mind ..... ..... Rocky Mountain favorite, Bull fries ..... ..... toasted nuggets or roasted peanuts ..... ..... the famous southern starter, "Watch this" ..... ..... Here lies Gary ..... who mounted his shitter and now's just a fritter ..... ..... and the hits just keep on com'in ..... | ||
| H3-40 Rating: N/A |
Real Estate must be pretty slow these days~! | ||
| niles steckbauer (Niles500)
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Just waiting on those "supposed" closings ..... 8-) | ||
| H3-40 Rating: N/A |
Well you ARE a "BADGER" aren't you? Just Badge the hell out of em'! LOL Ace | ||
| John MC9 Rating: N/A |
And the winner is (drum roll): Niles the badge guy with: "..... Here lies Gary ..... who mounted his shitter and now's just a fritter ..... " Nice work, Niles! The bronzed toilet paper roll trophy is on it's way to you! | ||
| Marc Bourget Rating: N/A |
Second 2005 Award Nomination To JJ's "Best Laugh Thread of the Year". ...- Longest Thread without a Flame! Good Work, Guys! | ||
| niles steckbauer (Niles500)
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John. No need to put me on a pedestal (sink - that is), I know I'm on a roll, but I never thought (tears rolling sown my eyes) I'd get the bronzed (you sure it's not brass) 'toilet paper roll trophy' - I'll try not to let being a big Sh** get to my head - Thanks again to all the little people out there - NOW I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU 'LOVE' ME - Niles (then I woke up) | ||
| motorcoach1 Rating: N/A |
do you test it for shorts by farting in punchbowl hehehehe did i say that lol |