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Dale L. Waller (Happycampersrus)

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Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - 6:17 pm:   

Motor Home Used As Strip Club at Bucs Game
Tuesday, November 29, 2005 4:07 PM EST
The Associated Press


TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A 40-foot motor home was converted into a strip club on wheels, offering alcohol and lap dances to football fans outside the stadium before kickoff of Sunday's Tampa Bay Buccaneers game, police said.

Six women performed lap dances inside the motor home, charging $20 to $40 depending on whether they danced topless or totally nude, police said Tuesday. The vehicle, adorned with a sign for strip club Deja Vu, was parked across the street from Raymond James Stadium.

Patrons paid a $20 cover charge and were served alcohol, said Tampa police Sgt. Bill Todd. Officers also caught a male patron smoking marijuana in the back of the vehicle.

"We determined this was the fourth game this season where they had done this," Todd said. "I don't understand what justification they think they had, bringing this to a family environment like a Bucs game."

Police charged all six dancers with being nude where alcohol is served, and with being nude in a commercial establishment, misdemeanor violations of city ordinances. Two of the strippers who police said engaged in a sexact as part of the show each were charged with a misdemeanor count each of performing an unnatural and lascivious act.

Three men connected to the club were charged with selling alcohol without a license and conspiring to violate beverage laws. One of them owned the motor home and was also charged with renting space for lewdness. All are misdemeanors.

Undercover officers raided the bus after seeing people hand out fliers advertising the party onboard, Todd said.

An attorney for the club, Luke Lirot, said he doesn't think the alleged city ordinance violations will stand up in court.

"The fact that this doesn't take place at a specific business location would render those charges inapplicable," Lirot said, likening the bus to a tailgate party where people share beverages.

He said Deja Vu managers parked the "party bus" across from the stadium to advertise their club's permanent location.

Lirot said the business should not be punished for promoting exotic dance, which he called a form of expression protected by the First Amendment. As long as partygoers exercise discretion and do not violate state statutes, "what goes on in the bus should stay on the bus," he said.
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)

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Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - 10:21 pm:   

Hmmm,

Maybe this is the reason you will be pulled over, and get some lame excuse from the enforcement officer....

Converted coach fits a profile for illegal exotic dancers and booze.....

Geez, how am I gonna get that Canadian beer to Arcadia now?

Gonna need a '78 Trans Am and a guy in a cowboy hat to run some interferance....

And open up that governor some....

happy coaching!
buswarrior
RJ Long (Rjlong)

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Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - 10:44 pm:   

Hey BW -

Don't forget Jerry Reed and Sally Fields, too!! :-)
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)

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Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 - 10:54 pm:   

Oops, Thanks RJ!

I'm a practical sort of fellow, forgot the accessories.

I guess I'm playing the Reed character, as driver of the beer. Sorry, don't play guitar or sing too good.

Wife and/or two daughters could play the gratuitous female role.

Floridians - any advice on gettin' 'cross the line?

Who will play Gleason, the over ambitious law enforcement officer?

happy coaching!
buswarrior
Marc Bourget

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 11:20 am:   

Buswarrior nominated for Cledus Snow/the 'Snowman' Who has "a long way to go and a short time to get there!"

RJ nominated for Bo Darville, the "Bandit", (if he gets and wears a cowboy hat!), ["Nobody, but nobody makes a possum's pecker out of Sheriff Buford T. Justice . ."] If RJ declines, then Niles, if he chooses to be more aggressive!

Taking nominations for the Sheriff's son, Junior Justice! Any suggestions???? [No, JayJay is too smart, talented and experienced to play the part!]

["Remind me, when we get home, to kick your mother in the * * * *, there's no way you coulda come from my loins!"]

RJ, if casted, has to "block" with his (sportscar) 4106!

Onward and Upward
ned sanders (Uncle_ned)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 11:31 am:   

I belive we need to include "two dogs" in on this. he has been quit for to long. believe he would be "junior". come back we miss you

ned
Craig (Ceieio)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 11:36 am:   

I think John Goodman would be a great fit for the Sheriff role.
Marc Bourget

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 12:58 pm:   

Naw, TD's shows too much intelligence and doesnt' exhibit the emotional "volatility" to be cast as "Junior"
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 6:10 pm:   

Southbound and down, loaded up and coachin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done,
We got a long way to go,
and a short time to get there
We're southbound, just watch 'ole Bandit run!

Perhaps to get this right, it needs to be a Mountie in red dress uniform chasing me south to Florida?

happy coaching!
buswarrior
Cliff (Floridacracker)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 6:23 pm:   

BW,

"Floridians - any advice on gettin' 'cross the line?"

Paint your coach with the green stripe of the Border patrol, FEMA or Red cross and you will go unchallenged until you hit the Keys.

Cliff
Dale L. Waller (Happycampersrus)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 6:31 pm:   

Can ya tow a 78 Trans Am four down???

I can't find it in the Dinghy Towing Guide.
Marc Bourget

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 7:04 pm:   

No red blooded, testosterone enfused male would ever consent to having his Trans-Am towed - Any more than Bo would remove his hat! LOL !!!

Buswarrior, I've never seen a Mountie in a Dress, much less a red one! ROFL!
Hiding in jacksonville

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 8:25 pm:   

Dangit You all forgot how close Tampa is to arcadia. This was the undisclosed entertainment when the women folk were gone shopping.
Buswarrior (Buswarrior)

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 8:45 pm:   

Naw, hiding behind a fake exterior would be a different movie, Cannonball Run maybe.

Perhaps cutting down past Fred Hobe's place on the secondary highways would be the trick?

Marc, we have many Mounties who wear dresses. Wouldn't want her to be predisposed to hurting me...
I agree towing that Trans Am would not be in the spirit of things.

However, from an academic standpoint, who knows if the General's premier transmission of the day, the TH400, can be flat towed or not?

oh the fun that dementia brings on....

happy coaching!
buswarrior
R TERRY

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Posted on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - 9:54 pm:   

RJ,

A long time ago, my photo lab processed some 35mm film for the production company that was filming the movie ‘Murphy’s Romance’. One of the pictures was an external shot of the town set taken from the middle of the street. In the foreground, arranged in an arch next to a motion picture camera and some lights, were the folding chairs used by the cast and crew, each with a stenciled name on the back.

On Sally’s chair were the letters “SALLY FIELDS” with a red X over the last S.

Very clever, I thought.

RT
LABryan

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Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 - 4:46 pm:   

Apropos to the original post, on my way to work this morning I passed a beautiful new Prevost H-3 shrinkwrapped with gigantic logos covering both sides for "GIRLS GONE WILD!" Although way out here on the left coast, he was on I-10 eastbound. Undoubtedly headed for Arcadia.

Bryan
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Posted on Thursday, December 01, 2005 - 5:01 pm:   

I knew Jack said there would be entertainment but I had no Idea! Now if I could only keep Susan at work! Nah, that will never happen! :-)

Ace
Jack Conrad (Jackconrad)

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Posted on Friday, December 02, 2005 - 8:37 am:   

We fueled next to the Girls Gone Wild bus at the Dade City, FL Flying J several weeks ago. I did not get a chance to talk to the driver, but there was a small sign on the side of the bus next to the driver's side window that said "Girls Not On Board". The bus was driven by a nice looking youg lady. Jack

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