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| Pete/RTS Daytona (Pete_rtsdaytona)
Registered Member Username: Pete_rtsdaytona Post Number: 430 Registered: 1-2005 Posted From: 72.189.64.82 Rating: N/A |
Apologies in advance to all of you in Alaska - I TRUELY have ABSOLUTELY nothing agaist Alaskans - This joke just applies to any area that has a very isolated population - I just found the humor very very funny - here goes --> Christmas party in Alaska Tom's been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and get groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there,Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter . Just gonna be the two of us." | ||
| Ron Walker (Prevost82)
Registered Member Username: Prevost82 Post Number: 360 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 208.181.210.47 Rating: N/A |
LOL ...cute. Thanks for the laugh Pete Ron | ||
| marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer Post Number: 180 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 76.4.148.149 Rating: N/A |
PETE, PETE, PETE tsk tsh cool:::: | ||
| john w. roan (Chessie4905)
Registered Member Username: Chessie4905 Post Number: 813 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 71.58.48.5 Rating: N/A |
I don't get it... but then, I'm not from Florida.  | ||
| William Wolcott (Uspcommando)
Registered Member Username: Uspcommando Post Number: 2 Registered: 1-2008 Posted From: 72.35.97.25 Rating: N/A |
I'm from Alaska and I think it's funny, good stuff. | ||
| marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer Post Number: 181 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 76.4.148.149 Rating: N/A |
Chessie; that is alright.We understand down here and we forgive you haha.. Just think a little while longer and it will come to you [I Hope]. LOL. Gomer | ||
| Simon Ayriss (Design_dog)
Registered Member Username: Design_dog Post Number: 89 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 69.227.189.77 Rating: N/A |
Great. - Thanks to Pete I'm scarred for life. I'll never look at another Canadian Land website again. I read verbatim out loud to the wifey, though - and somehow miraculously she laughed her head off. |