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Richard Bell (Richardkan)
Registered Member Username: Richardkan
Post Number: 51 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 64.12.117.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 9:16 pm: | |
After experiencing the ump-teenth snow event here this season, I can't help but ask; "Where does the white go when the snow melts?" |
marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer
Post Number: 197 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 76.4.151.87
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 9:31 pm: | |
DUH you must be a yankee. It all comes to FLORIDA [eventually] LOL gomer |
Luvrbus (Luvrbus)
Registered Member Username: Luvrbus
Post Number: 288 Registered: 8-2006 Posted From: 74.33.57.25
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 10:00 pm: | |
Dick, ask Bob Ward he will know |
Richard Bell (Richardkan)
Registered Member Username: Richardkan
Post Number: 52 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 64.12.117.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 10:14 pm: | |
I don't know about that, Clifford. Heck, I had to clue Bob in on what was the first thing that Adam said to Eve. |
Luvrbus (Luvrbus)
Registered Member Username: Luvrbus
Post Number: 289 Registered: 8-2006 Posted From: 74.33.57.25
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 10:44 pm: | |
Knowing you and Bob no way would I ask what was said first |
Roderick W. Chandler (Rod)
Registered Member Username: Rod
Post Number: 34 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.30.188.128
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 6:58 am: | |
That's too easy He Said Yes Dear! |
Richard Bell (Richardkan)
Registered Member Username: Richardkan
Post Number: 53 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 64.12.117.73
Rating: Votes: 1 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 10:16 am: | |
"YES DEAR" was probably there too, but I'm pretty sure that the first words uttered by Adam to Eve translates into "STAND BACK BABY, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIG THIS THING IS GONNA GET!!!!" HAR, HAR, HAR!! Kind of like a conversion project. |
John D'Amato (Crazydog)
Registered Member Username: Crazydog
Post Number: 6 Registered: 2-2008 Posted From: 208.114.131.88
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 3:22 pm: | |
If you truly live with a lot of snow you would know that the white is absorbed by all the dog crap underneath it. I have a yard full to prove it. Cheers John |
John and Barb Tesser (Bigrigger)
Registered Member Username: Bigrigger
Post Number: 56 Registered: 9-2007 Posted From: 24.197.246.104
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 7:38 pm: | |
...and the congregation said "AMEN" to the dog crap! |
Nick Badame Refrigeration Co. (Dnick85)
Registered Member Username: Dnick85
Post Number: 201 Registered: 2-2006 Posted From: 70.221.163.58
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 7:45 pm: | |
Hi Richard, I can tell you the answer but, then I'd have to........ well, you know. Better yet, answer this question and I'll tell you the answer to yours. If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery? Nick- |
Richard Bell (Richardkan)
Registered Member Username: Richardkan
Post Number: 54 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 64.12.117.73
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 8:01 pm: | |
Not only would he be charged with battery, they'd throw him in a DRY CELL!!! (Message edited by richardkan on February 24, 2008) |
Nick Badame Refrigeration Co. (Dnick85)
Registered Member Username: Dnick85
Post Number: 202 Registered: 2-2006 Posted From: 75.202.159.175
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 10:24 pm: | |
Good Answer Richard! Ok, here is my scintific answer..lol WHERE DOES THE WHITE GO WHEN THE SNOW MELTS ? Answer: What is snow made of? Water, right? Except it is water frozen in a special way, by accretion of little bits as the snowflake drops through the atmosphere, so that snow is pretty random stuff, compared to ice which is also frozen water, but which has all the water molecules nicely lined up which makes it transparent. The randomness of snow means that when light strikes the snow it gets scattered in all directions, and all colors are jumbled up, so when you look at snow all you see is the jumble, which shows up as white light. When it melts, it just turns into water (and usually disappears into the ground) which does not have the kind of randomness snow has at the level of the wavelengths of visible light. (Visible light has wavelengths much longer than the size of molecules). So, the "white" did not really exist on its own - it was a property of the arrangement of the water molecules in snow, and disappears as soon as that arrangement is changed. So there you have it! Nick- |
Nick Badame Refrigeration Co. (Dnick85)
Registered Member Username: Dnick85
Post Number: 203 Registered: 2-2006 Posted From: 75.202.159.175
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 10:35 pm: | |
OOPS, My wife just told me that the white from melting snow collects in mounds between the chicken and the egg... Whoda thought! Nick- |
marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer
Post Number: 198 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 76.4.151.87
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 11:03 pm: | |
goolliiee sarge whew,that explains EVERYTHING and now I am throuly confused. I liked my better, it ain't confusing and it still comes to FLORIDA, Help me out brothers in florida. Gomer |
Ray Drummond (Ray_d)
Registered Member Username: Ray_d
Post Number: 38 Registered: 4-2006 Posted From: 69.105.203.55
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 11:39 pm: | |
Okay, now explain why it turns yellow???? |
Rob A (Otto)
Registered Member Username: Otto
Post Number: 3 Registered: 12-2007 Posted From: 24.109.144.204
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 3:31 am: | |
hmmm... let me crack another beer.... then I'll wander outside by the neighbor's fence and ponder that |
FAST FRED (Fast_fred)
Registered Member Username: Fast_fred
Post Number: 226 Registered: 10-2006 Posted From: 66.90.229.147
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 6:07 am: | |
Okay, now explain why it turns yellow???? As A recovering New Yorker , I know it turns BLACK , it only gets yellow behind the igloo. FF |
john w. roan (Chessie4905)
Registered Member Username: Chessie4905
Post Number: 886 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 71.58.48.5
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 8:48 am: | |
Magical elves gather it up to make marshmallows and Peeps with it. BTW us old guys write Morse code in the snow; young guys write their name. |
joe padberg (Joemc7ab)
Registered Member Username: Joemc7ab
Post Number: 209 Registered: 6-2004 Posted From: 66.38.159.33
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 2:27 pm: | |
John An old HAM ??? |
Douglas Tappan (Dougthebonifiedbusnut)
Registered Member Username: Dougthebonifiedbusnut
Post Number: 50 Registered: 10-2004 Posted From: 75.69.44.219
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 6:28 pm: | |
Hey John my doctor gave me some pills for that now I can write my name in cursive |