| Author | Message | ||
| George Martinez (Foohorse)
Registered Member Username: Foohorse Post Number: 186 Registered: 1-2010 Posted From: 68.215.71.199  Rating: |
The economy is so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The Mafia is laying off judges. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck | ||
| Andy Wright (Wrightwy)
Registered Member Username: Wrightwy Post Number: 50 Registered: 6-2007 Posted From: 75.220.15.209 Rating: N/A |
To funny thanks for sharing | ||
| Bryce Gaston (Busted_knuckle)
Registered Member Username: Busted_knuckle Post Number: 297 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 74.226.123.115 Rating: N/A |
Oh this is precious! I have to steal this and repost it for some friends who will fall over laughing at it! ;) | ||
| Jack Fids (Jack_fids)
Registered Member Username: Jack_fids Post Number: 119 Registered: 1-2009 Posted From: 69.171.160.132  Rating: N/A |
Bryce, you are .001 over the line, which is my territory. Please move to .002 or stay on the otherside of the line. Either way stay dry (wink-wink) it's the thinking man's type of humor. (Message edited by Jack_Fids on August 04, 2010) | ||
| marvin pack (Gomer)
Registered Member Username: Gomer Post Number: 949 Registered: 3-2007 Posted From: 71.55.13.161  Rating: N/A |
George!!!! Take your meds Quick gomer |
