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jim mci-9 (209.240.205.60)

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Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:32 pm:   

since gm has come out with the onstar system it has been helping people everywhere.... you can "buy minutes" and use it as a cell phone... now it seems that it functions as a "black box" in the event of an accident... in the northeast.. where its cold and icy, the onstar operators are getting calls about wrecks... when they listen to the transcrips, screams and prayers are heard.... however, in the south, right before a wreck the last word of the occupant/driver/operator went something like this::::"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS"
Nick Morris (Nick3751) (65.117.139.135)

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Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 7:30 pm:   

Now Jim being from the south originally I can tell you that nothing like this would ever happen. To even accuse a southerner of such a thing is out right outragous. YOU NEVER LET ANYONE HOLD YOUR BEER WHILE DRIVING THEY MIGHT DRINK SOME!!!!!!!
Jeff (Jeff) (68.13.206.248)

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Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 8:42 pm:   

According to the Democrats, us Southerners all drive Pick Ups with gun racks and Confederate Flags in the rear window. I live 90 miles east of the Confederate White House. I would not disgrace the Confederate Flag by cutting it up to fit the sliding rear glass. I for one do not have a gun rack at home nor my truck. I had a Confederate Flag mural on the back of the camper shell on my old truck. My Confederate flag now, is over the sun visor. I have another one next to my magnet of the Ten Commandants. You do not put a Glock on a gun rack. You keep them in the map holder in the door with the extra loaded clips. You keep the sliding rear window open to throw your empties back there. We do not what our beloved South to look like the north, above the Mason Dixon Line. You never throw them out the side windows. I agree, you never hand your beer to someone to hold for you. They may spit their chew into your beer and give it back to you to see your face when you take the next swig. GOD Bless Robert E. Lee


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Geoff (Geoff) (66.238.120.34)

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Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 8:49 pm:   

Out west we keep our beer between our legs and drink it fast so it won't get warm!
Nick Morris (Nick3751) (65.117.139.135)

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Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 9:02 pm:   

Keeping it between you legs posses a problem when trying to shift gears in a mud hole Geoff. Although while sitting at the local meeting place it is a good place to keep it to avoid suspission from the cops.
TWO DOGS (67.251.50.163)

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Posted on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 - 11:08 pm:   

yeah...and now.....instead of three it takes four six packs to drive across Texas....:)

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