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TWO DOGS (63.185.72.109)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 9:00 am:   

always,on my bus, the control panel on the left was missing part of the plackard that says what the switches were for....I put out one of those yellow wedge shaped rat poisons,put it on the floor,under the control panel,this morning ,it's gone ,& the plackard is on the floor....
mel4104 (208.181.100.38)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 10:36 am:   

DD, did one of your X wives come back during the nite for some thing to eat and then she put tha plackard on the floor thinking you would never find it or be able to use it again knowing that you never picked anything up of the floor??????????????? watch what you say it is Sunday.
TWO DOGS (63.185.97.241)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 11:27 am:   

maybe....been "cursed" with ex-wives....they are kinda like prunes...is three enough,four too many ??

Think I was visited by a pack rat...(other than myself)
Scott Whitney (66.82.9.25)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 12:19 pm:   

I think maybe you been sniffing some of that rat posion. . . :)

Scott
TWO DOGS (63.185.97.241)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 12:40 pm:   

will find out in the next day or two,think I know where he is...in the driver heater area....
TWO DOGS (63.185.97.241)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 12:42 pm:   

sure was glad to get the placard tho...
Gary Stadler (Boogiethecat) (68.7.217.217)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 2:05 pm:   

Big spring loaded rat trap baited with peanut butter. Never fails.
But tie it to something with wire (not rope, he'll chew it) so if he can still hobble off once caught, that he doesnt take it with him deep into the bowels of your bus.
If he does that, you'll hate life...

Poison sucks 'cause he'll eat it then get caught by your dog or cat before he croakes, who'll die too...

G
TWO DOGS (65.177.145.21)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 2:22 pm:   

no dogs...no cats...sure don't want him to stink up the bus...thanks to somebody for beleving me,got a big ol' trap set already,WITH peanut butter...sure hope I get him in the trap,I'm missing a ring also...bet ya' it's behind the driver heater ...

kinda reminds ya' of those two fishermen....out there drunk in their boat,ran out of bait....sit out there for a couple of hours with no bait ,....& a snake comes by with a frog in his mouth....one guy ,real quick,reaches down & grabs the frog & pours a jigger of jack daniels down the snake....thirty minutes later....snake comes back....with another frog
Red (12.73.124.237)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 10:43 pm:   

He's a pack rat. Smart critters. Don't kill him. He'll treat you just fine.

If you ever get the chance, pick up an audio tape by Betty White called Sleeping at the Starlight Hotel. There's a story on there about Red the Rat Man. Sounds like your rat.
TWO DOGS (63.185.81.225)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 11:32 pm:   

don't kill him...??just what do ya' want me to do ?? I could send him to you...naaa...he's toast,..fixin' to go meet Elvis...got trap wired to shift lever...had to go to the back of the property to get elec. fence wire...or ,if I catch him outside ,I have a 22 that I can strike matches with..
Bob (Bobb) (216.232.245.18)

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Posted on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 11:52 pm:   

A .22 will just go right through him, and he will run all over spilling blood and making a mess.. get some .22 birdshot, no muss no fuss and no more pack rat. Leave a radio on just after dark.. he will be around for sure.

I use a live trap with an apple.. works great.

Remember, where theres one, theres 10 behind him.
TWO DOGS (63.185.65.208)

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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 1:14 am:   

I shoot them outside often...Wal-mart has 550 hollow point for 9.00...instant 'no head'....they don't run AT ALL....it's different,living in the desert...always something...try to grow cantalope,coyotees eat them the night before you pick them...same thing with watermellon,they just leave the bottom of the rind,just the part that's touching the ground...but,neat things also...I turned in six pages last year on the breeding habits of the roadrunner...sent them to Texas parks & wildlife..IAN will probably have a cat...this ain't about buses..
pete (152.163.252.199)

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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 6:07 am:   

Yo dog, do you need a cdl to carry those 10 brother micces?...or maybe that was a different thread heh heh
Don KS/TX (66.82.9.12)

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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 8:16 am:   

The second cousin to my lawn maintenance man asked a city policeman, he says you will not need a CDL unless you charge the rats a fare for the trip. Then again, I happen to know you have had a CDL since before they invented them.
TWO DOGS (65.179.201.76)

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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 5:16 pm:   

my first C.D.L. was made out of rock...
TWO DOGS (65.179.201.76)

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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 5:18 pm:   

I went up into the mountains...came down one week later...everybody was partyin'
James Maxwell (Jmaxwell) (66.81.35.134)

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Posted on Tuesday, July 06, 2004 - 12:47 am:   

You plasphemous Dog! Is that also when you got so old lookin' or did that happen after u joined the partyin'?

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