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Ian Giffin (Admin) (69.156.209.218)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:47 pm: | |
Ok, so after a fun day of screwing around with that fella from Lagos, let's all take a deep breath and take a peek at Two Dogs' new girlfriend... I swear to God, I didn't make this up, folks! "Miss Busnut" Best regards, Ian www.busnut.com |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (68.79.120.182)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:50 pm: | |
Hey, I know that gal! Gary |
Ed Jewett (Kristinsgrandpa) (4.224.189.12)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:51 pm: | |
She's sure got pretty eyes. Ed |
Ace (24.28.44.58)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:52 pm: | |
You wish! |
madbrit (67.136.115.226)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 10:54 pm: | |
I'd wish a whole bunch......... Amazing what a little time in Photoshop will do......... LOL. Peter. |
RJ Long (Rjlong) (67.181.236.27)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 11:42 pm: | |
Dang, Peter. . . why'd you have to go spoil the fun? At least it's nice to see those two smiley faces not being supported by a bunch of silicone! RJ |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.16)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 11:48 pm: | |
that's a all real woman...only thing,she can't swim underwater....keeps poping up...I love women !.....they sure can light up your day....... |
John that newguy (199.232.240.28)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2004 - 11:50 pm: | |
Doesn't she work at WalMart? Those smiley faces look very familiar. |
ChuckMC9 (Chucks) (66.167.95.178)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 1:07 am: | |
Two Dogs! BE CAREFUL! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES UPGRADE "GIRLFRIEND 7.0" TO "WIFE 1.0" !!! It has been noted that you have had some, ahem, challenges, with that issue more than once. Here's something I picked up off the from the support folks when I had similar challenges... -- Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program contained the module Baby 2.0 which unexpectedly began child processing. This module requires significant space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run independently. When attempting to run the programs outside of Wife 1.0, the system crashes. How can I keep wife 1.0 in the background while running my favorite programs? I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but I cannot find the uninstall module for Wife. 1.0. Please Help! Thanks, A Troubled User --- Tech Support replied with this: Dear Troubled User: What you are experiencing is a very common problem.ÊMany users have upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. IT IS NOT... Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Once the files are installed, they cannot be deleted. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is designed to block any attempts. PLEASE consult Wife 1.0 manual, Chapter 7 (Warnings) sec. 9 (Alimony/Child Support). We recommend you retain Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. The background application "Yes Dear" has proven to be very helpful in alleviating software conflicts. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, as ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function. Please note the "Apologize" command does not always take effect immediately. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. If you haven't explored the full benefits of Wife 1.0 we suggest you load the support package which contains; clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. Be very careful how you use these support programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to Purchase additional software. We recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! One final note: WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.16)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 1:49 am: | |
that's a real live no shitter... I love equal rights tho...I open the door for her...but ...next time...she has to open the door for me.... |
madbrit (67.136.115.226)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 2:21 am: | |
Okay, If you honestly swear it's a true pic, I'm envious of ya........ LOL. Peter. |
Chuck Lott (Chuckmc8) (68.215.251.206)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 6:13 am: | |
Hey, finally something we all agree on! |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:14 am: | |
I'm fairly sure those pics didn't come from two dog's camera. did they Two Dogs? Gary |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.7)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:33 am: | |
her camera..................jellous huh ?? |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:44 am: | |
Shall I post MY pictures of her too? |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.7)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 9:57 am: | |
sure....'wide glides' are 'comfortable' Gary...I'm sure you are happy where you are.............. |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 10:00 am: | |
Huh? |
Peter Broadribb (Madbrit) (67.136.115.226)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 1:44 pm: | |
Go on Gary, post your pics of her, I dare ya....... LOL. Peter. |
John Rigby (65.112.227.94)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 3:44 pm: | |
Go on Gary Post them pics |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 4:31 pm: | |
I'll have to look for them.... Gary |
bill keel (Crptklnr) (68.214.61.32)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 6:10 pm: | |
WARNING!!!!That's my Ex! One of them, anyway! |
Michael Lewis (67.160.12.18)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 8:49 pm: | |
...this seemed to be an appropriate post right between "Regulator" and "Pulling Out"... Now I remember why I like Texas so much...but still holding out for Christmas in Ensenada! Six month checkup today from the Dr. No sign of any more cancer...clean bill of health! Was so happy I went out to the bus and set the toilet. Michael |
David Anderson (168.215.176.201)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 11:12 pm: | |
Good for you, Michael. David Anderson |
Buswarrior (Buswarrior) (64.229.209.123)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 1:04 am: | |
me thinks that a thread like this would be a motivational booster for the troops once in a while... Just to keep it equitable, and to keep the griping down from the co-pilot's seat, we need some similiar pics of Two Dogs for the ladies! happy coaching! buswarrior |
Bob (Bobb) (69.19.3.254)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 1:13 am: | |
no we don't. |
Bob (Bobb) (69.19.3.254)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 1:24 am: | |
Did a google search for Two Dogs... here is what I found:
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Bob (Bobb) (69.19.3.254)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 1:29 am: | |
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ChuckMC9 (Chucks) (66.167.142.82)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 2:17 am: | |
Absolutely my last photo post for the next 24 hours!
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TWO DOGS (4.227.115.188)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:25 am: | |
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TWO DOGS (4.227.115.188)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:28 am: | |
know this subject is supposed to be DEAD now...but...did some math...69,000 lagos dollars is $4.23 AMERICAN |
David Anderson (168.215.176.186)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 5:09 pm: | |
Does she have a sister? David |
Bulldogie (69.4.195.112)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:15 pm: | |
Well Two Dogs, you better hope she doesn't see what you guys did to her face, pasting it onto that body hehehe. You will be looking for another girlfriend unless she has a good sense of humor hehehe. I got one of those looks from my wife when she seen the picture, as in (don't you dare). |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.1)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 8:57 pm: | |
naaaaa...I don't know that chick...you think I'd be on the computer if I had something like that...I'd be chaseing her around the bus......naaaa....I'd probably be dead....It's been so long for me..........I forgot what arm it's under....... IAN & I thought you guys needed something to talk about when everybody was whineing about the 69,000.....................(which is only 4.23 in American money) |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (68.250.175.218)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:09 pm: | |
I'm glad you fessed up, because I've looked through all my mature nekkid women photos and I can't find her anywhere. I know I have a photo set of her somewhere, if I find them I'll send them to you (Offlist) This brings up a very scary point though..... Two Dogs and I have exactly the same taste in women. Gary |
TWO DOGS (63.156.216.11)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:17 pm: | |
you REALLY won't believe this.....my first wife looked BETTER than her...prettier face....nicer body.... |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (68.250.175.218)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:21 pm: | |
You're right........I don't believe it Seriously, when I was younger, I wanted big breasts and a tiny bottom, now I see the "Hourglass" figure and well..... this is a bus conversion list right? In truth, I like em all, but I REALLY like that one... Gary |
TWO DOGS (4.227.114.4)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 9:39 pm: | |
naaaaaa ...puppies are too big |
madbrit (67.136.110.10)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 10:05 pm: | |
"Seriously, when I was younger, I wanted big breasts and a tiny bottom, now I see the "Hourglass" figure and well....." So Gary, when did you have the sex-change surgery? Was it then you decided to diet and work out or did you cheat and go the corsetting route for that "hourglass" figure too........ Bet you are a real stunner........ LOL. Enquiring minds want to know........LOL. Peter. |
John that newguy (199.232.240.166)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 10:11 pm: | |
I'm really, really sorry to hear you never got "big breasts and a tiny bottom" you wanted, Gary. But hey..... we like you just the way you are. Besides, big breasts and a tiny bottom on a guy looks funny. |
TWO DOGS (4.227.114.4)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 10:32 pm: | |
now don't pick on gary,hes been pushin' his harley aroud all day....I rode them for 25 years....now there is something to keep you busy, |
John that newguy (199.232.240.166)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 10:35 pm: | |
Just soaking up the oil leaks will keep a guy old. |
TWO DOGS (4.227.114.4)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 11:42 pm: | |
I was in Hawaii on vacation in'82 & was on H-1...& had a motorcycle pass me going 170...soon as I got back to Amarillo,I liked to broke my arm gettin' to my back pocket.. |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 9:18 am: | |
"So Gary, when did you have the sex-change surgery?" "I'm really, really sorry to hear you never got "big breasts and a tiny bottom" Very good guys, ya got me. I did get several sets of big boobs and tiny bottoms though... "remember, you're only as old as the one your feeling..." Dogs--You quit just when they fixed em I guess--bad timing. Mine's never broke down or been repaired, 28K so far, going strong. Gary |
TWO DOGS (4.227.112.179)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 10:27 am: | |
yeah...maybe so..the v-65 I bought in 83,was wonderful,it scared me,& I ain't scared of nothin'...all the Harley guys kept looking at it...wondering....it was twice as fast as any Harley,twice as dependable...when they asked...I just told them,:"as you get older,dependability becomes more important.." |
Gary McFarland (Gearheadgary) (209.128.79.46)
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 10:45 am: | |
The Harley recovery really is a marvel in terms of american manufacturing comebacks. most of us, myself included, thought the motor company would not pull it off. If I were to go metric, it would be a Honda Valkyrie damn straight. I'll put the dependablilty of my 98 evo against anything, inclding the stage II performance modifications. Gary |