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TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:24 pm: | |
is 100,000 hours 11 years ?? |
John that newguy
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:41 pm: | |
Depends on how old you are and male or female. |
Pete/RTS Daytona (Pete_rtsdaytona)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:46 pm: | |
11.4 years |
TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:47 pm: | |
I'm so old that I remember red innertubes & log cabin syrup in a tin log cabin container... |
John that newguy
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:50 pm: | |
100,000 hours =
1 decade
11 years
139 months
695 weeks
4,167 days
6,000,000 minutes
360,000,000 seconds
360,000,000,000 milliseconds
360,000,000,000,000 microseconds
360,000,000,000,000,000 nanoseconds
3.6E20 picoseconds
You hangin' by yer thumbs? |
Sean Welsh (Sean)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:51 pm: | |
Around 11 years, 4 months, 26 days, and a few hours give or take a day depending on where in the leap cycle you start counting.
-Sean |
TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 4:54 pm: | |
can't imagine a l.e.d. lasting that long...that's five times longer than any of my wives lasted... |
airless in Mississippi (Airless_in_mississippi)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 5:29 pm: | |
5x?? 44 times is more correct is it not? j/k ing |
Ed Jewett (Kristinsgrandpa)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 5:57 pm: | |
MATH......
There are 3 kinds of people in this world.
Those that find math very easy, and those that don't.
Ed |
Bill moldenhauer (Hotrodbill)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 5:59 pm: | |
And what kind of calculation would you use for engine hours to mileage
Is there some type of average between sitting and running
EX: 10,000 hours =______Miles |
TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 6:04 pm: | |
................. ?? |
Captain Ron (Captain_ron)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 7:37 pm: | |
100,000 hours is eqivelent to one day if your married to the wrong person. then multiply that by the number of times you were married to the wrong person by the number of days you were married. then multiply by "twodog" years. |
TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 7:40 pm: | |
is that seven ???...................
my last wife ,2 and a half years....but...it seemed like 200....I promised,.....never again |
Captain Ron (Captain_ron)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 8:25 pm: | |
just do like I do. find you a woman about every ten years that hates your guts and buy her a house that will get it out of your system.
the nice thing about living in a bus is if you get tired of her just give her $50 to go to the day spa. by the time she gets back your 3 or 4 counties away or posibaly another state unless your in texas |
TWODOGS (Twodogs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 8:30 pm: | |
you ain't the first one to think of that |
ChuckMC9 (Chucks)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 8:31 pm: | |
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program contained the module Baby 2.0 which unexpectedly began child processing. This module requires significant space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run independently. When attempting to run the programs outside of Wife 1.0, the system crashes. How can I keep wife 1.0 in the background while running my favorite programs?
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but I cannot find the uninstall module for Wife. 1.0.
Please Help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User
Tech Support replied with this:
Dear Troubled User:
What you are experiencing is a very common problem. Many users have upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
IT IS NOT...
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Once the files are installed, they cannot be deleted.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is designed to block any attempts. PLEASE consult Wife 1.0 manual, Chapter 7 (Warnings) sec. 9 (Alimony/Child Support).
We recommend you retain Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
The background application “Yes Dear” has proven to be very helpful in alleviating software conflicts.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, as ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal function. Please note the “Apologize” command does not always take effect immediately.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. If you haven’t explored the full benefits of Wife 1.0 we suggest you load the support package which contains; clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
Be very careful how you use these support programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to Purchase additional software. We recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
One final note:
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support |
R TERRY
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 10:36 pm: | |
Chuck, I can't stop laughing! Is there a work-around for that, or must I reboot?
R TERRY |
james dean boggs (Jd_boggs)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:57 pm: | |
Dear Troubled User.
Best thing to do is to use C:\FORMAT/s (cleans your disk but good) you may even like it!
Then run FDISK.com (get a new partition)
Good luck! |
Macgyver (91flyer)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2005 - 11:21 am: | |
James... Wrong sequence of commands. You must FDisk first, with LBA enabled and delete the partitions, then create a new master partition.
Exit FDisk, Reboot.
Then, run
echo y | format c:
Then you're all set with a clean disk. Good luck reinstalling Girlfriend 7.0 without master disks though. ;)
-Mac |
ChuckMC9 (Chucks)
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2005 - 1:36 pm: | |
Or just do what Two Dogs does.... donate the entire thing to goodwill and go out and get a new model. ;) |