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mel 4104

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 11:13 am:   

A fellow was swatting flies in his bus and his wife asked him if he had got any and he said --- yes 5, 2 males and 3 females. The wife asked how he knew the difference and he said oh 2 were on my beer can and 3 were on the phone.
Macgyver (91flyer)

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 5:06 pm:   

Hey, you can't forget about the Gender Challenged ones! They're always buzzing around with nothing useful to do.

-Mac
Ken Turner (Pipesusmc)

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 8:47 pm:   

A girl I know didn't like flys, untill she unzipped one!!
John that newguy

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 9:10 pm:   

Hmmmm.... "Two ken Dogs" ?




har de har har
John tng

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 9:16 pm:   

Three ways to spread news fast:
1. Telegram
2. Telegraph
3. Tellawoman
Macgyver (91flyer)

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 9:43 pm:   

Perhaps, but only #1 and #2 pass information without distorting the facts!

-Mac
Shel rands5302

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Posted on Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 10:50 pm:   

Please!!!!

Lola
Pat Bartlett (Muddog16)

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Posted on Wednesday, April 06, 2005 - 7:43 am:   

Sorry Lola but its our age, many of us are.......lets say more experienced, and even somewhat chavinistic.......in character, my wife says i can be this way as long as i don't show it:-(

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